— Can you provide spreading leaflets in Kyiv subway? Will you make a website? A landing page? We gotta throw a banner into the elevator—will you please help? Will you achieve a perfect decision by the management company at Used Hazes, could you make a design for our target group, will you offer a prompt term?
— No. The task cannot look like this, and if one does—it is more efficient to solve it with other contractors. We perform it all—however, not as an end in itself, but as stages in solving a real problem. Unfortunately, you have not provided a single marketing problem—you've brought a range of ways to throw money away which is easy to do.
Now, if you say you really need low-level personnel from that business center, just to mention, they ride in an elevator, we will wonder if you really need'em, what do you expect them to do, what's your problem, if that plankton would solve it and if this can be optimally achieved with a banner in the elevator, then we will on our own write it, design, print and place.
This is hardly called “throwing a banner into the elevator”, but if the task is as follows—call the security number, they'll provide you the elevator lady's cell phone number, you will “throw” it in an hour with no intermediaries.
— How much will your participation in solving our difficulties cost?
— It's not yet clear what is to cost :-). Please tell us what the problem is, we'll sort it out for free and calculate the steps requred in the form of a proposal.